What if Apollo was in Blink-182?

What if Minerva was mad at Billie Eilish instead of Arachne?

What if Sappho was Taylor Swift?

What if Echo teamed up with some 80s chicks who could wail? It’s Heart, Starship, and a little Dream Academy against Narcissus.

What if Theseus worked out his angst with the Foo Fighters?

What if the sister of Dido told her story through the Britpop of MIKA?

What if the Olympians fought the Titans with the power of metal?

What if some mythological monsters held a Halloween bash? Lycaon, Medusa, and the Minotaur.

Did the King of the Gods ever feel a little regret? Surely an 80s power ballad is the only way to express it.

What if Pygmalion really got The Cure?

What if Niobe told her story to Bono and the rest of the lads in U2?

1st-Century poet Horace (carpe diem) and KE$HA love a good party.

Will anyone ever listen to Cassandra of Troy?

What if Orpheus were the best country singer in all of the 1990s?

What if Julia, Daughter of Caesar, was an indie-quirky ghost?

What if Polyphemus the Cyclops got his untrained, oversized hands on a guitar?

Maximalist Dad Rock for the father-and-son tale of Daedalus and Icarus.

We’ve always looked for a little inspiration from higher powers. Invocations to the Muses.

Pyramus and Thisbe? Romeo and Juliet? This myth’s time period is all jumbled up in modern consciousness.

What if the Furies met The Chicks? Revenge Country + the ritual binding song of the Furies in Aeschylus’ Oresteia

Dido and Aeneas? Simon and Garfunkel? Big talent, big friction. Vergil’s Aeneid, books 2 and 4.

What if the Sirens were Wilson Phillips?

Anchises just had to tell everyone that Aphrodite had moves like Jagger.

What if you could catch Jason and his team Saturday mornings at 9/8 central?

What if Theseus abandoned Ariadne farther north?

What if Odysseus laid down some hot trad jazz?

What if Hades was the god of precious rocks AND psychedelic rock?

What if Baucis and Philemon took their show on the road?

OK, who gave Prometheus a trumpet??

Five guys singing about one girl, but why doesn’t she get a say? (The suitors of) Helen of Sparta/Troy.

Is this the real life? Is this just Orestes?